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The majority of musicians, even those who score legitimate hits along the way, aren’t remembered much longer than those hits are played on the radio – or for our purposes on jukeboxes in rock music circa 1949, since radio largely wouldn’t touch this stuff at that time.

For guys who didn’t sing, session musicians who managed to scored a handful of singles themselves, their name recognition had an even shorter lifespan than that. Like milk left in the sun it wasn’t going to last long.

At least it wouldn’t without a gimmick of some kind.

Well not a gimmick exactly, as in a cheap exploitative trick, but rather something to jog the memory after their time in the spotlight had passed.

Like a nickname…

I mean, that’s why you’re here isn’t it? At least those of you who’ve come to Spontaneous Lunacy for the first time by means of a search engine query for Frank “Floorshow” Culley and landed on this page?

This is what his career gets reduced to I suppose, a colorful name and a corresponding record to highlight it, but then again that he gets remembered at all is more than most in his line of work – especially from this era – can say so I suppose he can hardly complain.

So if this record IS his legacy for a lifetime in music then it’s got a lot riding in its grooves to ensure that his epitaph will be a good one.

Get On The Floor
Of course no artist should be reduced to just one record and around here that’s certainly not the case. This is Culley’s third single being reviewed already and he’ll have plenty more to follow. He’s also appeared on records of other bigger name artists in a supporting role and in the future he’ll perhaps make an even greater mark in that realm than he will on any of his own records, this one included.

But it’s this record that keeps his name from being completely obscure seven decades after he cut it and that’s a pretty good feat for one that didn’t even make the charts let alone become a sizable hit.

Even this record though has plenty of misinformation associated with it in regards to it being the reason why his name is moderately familiar among rock history buffs. But as we covered extensively in our first meeting with Culley on Ready For Action back in the fall of 1948 it wasn’t this record from nearly a year later which gave him the nickname “Floorshow”, but rather his nickname is what gave this record ITS name.

Culley was a tenor saxophonist who’d made his reputation in clubs with a flamboyant playing style, thus giving him the nickname which served as a way to publicize his appearances and give curious patrons a reason to check his act out. It also gave record companies seeking to capitalize on the booming tenor sax revolution in late 1940’s rock a reason to sign him, as Atlantic Records found out as his arrival helped to coincide with their rise as a label.

It wasn’t just that Cole Slaw – his debut for the label – had given them a legitimate hit, but it was the fact that unlike a lot of their artists who had to make the jump to rock from other musical backgrounds Frank Culley was never anything BUT a rocker from the start and his arrival effectively pulled the company into a rock direction once and for all.

Clear The Floor
In many ways this record is a blueprint of what’s already worked in rock instrumentals rather than an audacious creative leap into the future. But Floorshow is far too good to be called generic, so instead let’s just say it’s perfectly emblematic of what we as rock fans – or rather our great-grandparents who were hip to this at the time – wanted and expected to hear when punching the jukebox number for a sax-led rocker.

The horn itself needs to start off strong, with full rich tones and emphatically played notes to distance it from the lighter jazz-pop fare that proved to be the downfall of many a record that hoped to keep one foot in that more respectable genre, and Culley doesn’t disappoint in that regard. He opens the song with a decidedly muscular sound, his tenor sax highlighting the rhythmic aspects of the tune with the funky stop-start pattern before launching into the melody ten seconds in following two crude blasts from the lower register.

That rhythm is what’s important and once he shifts his focus something else is going to have to pick it up, whether it’s a piano, as many sax instrumentals have done, or better yet the drummer, who thus far in rock has been a somewhat underutilized role. When done right it’s elevated everything it touches, but too often the jazz-mindset prevails and the drummer rides the cymbals and forgets about keeping a beat.

Not so here, where he keeps a simple, but steady backbeat going throughout the song. Rudimentary playing though it may be, it’s also exactly what is called for to make sure you keep grooving along to it as Culley improvises over it. If your shoulders are moving then whatever Culley does to make up for it won’t be nearly as effective and here they never lose sight of that directive to never let up.

Now there are others here, including a piano and bass, but they’re echoing the drums more or less, reinforcing the steady beat. You don’t notice what each are doing individually but collectively they’re always in your head.


Which brings us back to the man at center stage whose job it is to deliver something that is at once melodically interesting enough to hold our attention and raunchy enough to get us excited. Too often horn players tend to lose focus on one or the other, sticking to trying to impress us with how well they play that they forsake the needs of the audience to grind, stomp and sweat out on the floor, or they become so focused on startling us with the musical obscenities found in the extreme highs and lows of the instrument that they have nothing to attach it to.

Culley’s skill here is to walk that fine line without wavering. The melody more than holds up on its own and even though it may not contain any riff that will embed itself in your brain for eternity it all sounds as if it was worked out in detail beforehand. Everything fits in other words, there’s no meandering passages to wade through here, no detours into something aspiring to a higher class clientele or done to show their more snobbish peers that they really look down on this noise and are only condescending to play it so they can pay the bills. Floorshow picks a route and follows it to its destination admirably.

As for the more unrefined touches that are designed to pique your interest and turn your head, Culley gives us just enough to qualify without jumping into the gutter with both feet and rolling around with the more boorish practitioners (though by no means is that an insult in this world) in an effort to see who can offend the most unsuspecting listeners with every honk and squeal they can muster.

Culley picks and chooses his spots and usually does so more by ramping up what he’s already delivering rather than coming up with sudden interjections that are obvious in their intent. Even when he does start getting a little more unhinged a guitar (none other than Tiny Grimes himself) comes along to trade back and forth with him and return him to earth.

You may not find yourself worn out after listening as you’d would with the most audacious sax fiends on the scene, but everything is so well-proportioned that you’ll gladly go back for more, whereas the rampaging records of some of his peers might bring more visceral excitement but will require a cooling off period before you’re up for another go-round.

Polishing The Floor
Records like this may not be the ones destined for immortality but in many ways they’re equally important because they’re what establish the standard of the better grade output a style produces at the time.

Floorshow does exactly what is required to suit every rock fan’s needs in the summer of ’49 without ever tripping up, even for a second. If it falls short of the best of its ilk and as such doesn’t go down in the history books as a certified hit, that’s okay, because what it did instead was help to keep Frank Culley’s name relevant in those same books.

It also let Atlantic Records see the value in meeting the demand for rock songs that don’t aspire to be anything more than rock songs, which might be its most vital lesson in the end.

If the key to becoming immortal, whether as an artist or a record label, is being ahead of the curve, you still need to remain in position to take advantage of those moments when they present themselves. To do that you need consistent output that keeps you relevant as you wait for those immortal records that will get you ahead of the field.

Until now Atlantic was working from too far back in the pack and so when they did get lucky it only brought them back into the race. Culley was the guy who kept them there, maintaining the pace they’d need so that when they struck next it’d get them out in front where they’d stay for a long, long time.


(Visit the Artist page of Frank Culley for the complete archive of his records reviewed to date)