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Predictability is among the most damning of descriptions.

On the surface the word is fairly innocuous, its definition suggests nothing offensive – “Happening in a way that’s expected” – yet being predictable is never how you want to be described, whether it’s referring to something specific that you’ve done or if it’s applied to you overall as a person.

After the startling manner in which we were first introduced to him a few months back almost everything about Joe Swift that followed, from his approach to his career arc, was all too predictable.

Never Use A Cookbook
Swift’s personal history is barely known. His historical role is but a tiny footnote in the career of a much more legendary figure, that of Johnny Otis, who was the bandleader behind Swift and who was credited on the label no less, giving Otis his first hit record in some capacity.

It was also Otis who was the undisputed STAR of that initial offering, That’s Your Last Boogie, for while Swift sang it and was credited as the song’s writer, the arrangement is where the genius lay and that was all Johnny Otis. It’s unquestionably the best record in that regard we’ve come across thus far, complex and ahead of its time, yet perfectly suited for the rock world of 1948 and just as intoxicating on its hundredth spin as its first. In fact that magical arrangement was the one aspect of Swift’s career that was NOT predictable in the least, yet of course it was the one thing he presumably had nothing to do with.

Swift’s job in that case was simply not to trip over the microphone cord. All he had to do was remain upright, delivering the lyrics in the appropriate stop-time cadence to emphasize the vibrant music behind it. He did so well enough but with his congested nasal vocal tone and lack of any range or nuance he was undoubtedly the weakest point on his own record, yet was still good enough, and the record itself great enough, to allow it to work.

One release later, on Lovin’ Baby Blues, his flaws are more evident, thanks to a weaker song (lyrics and overall theme), as well as a slightly less vibrant arrangement which can’t cover up those weaknesses – or more accurately can’t distract us from those weaknesses as much as the first time around.

All of which leads us to Crazy ‘Bout Your Cookin’ which continues the predictability cycle in… well, I’m sure you’ve guessed it… in predictable fashion.


Kept The Fire Down Too Low
Massed horns heavy on the trumpets kick this off already showing it to be a step or two behind the times in that regard, as these type of horn charts are the last vestiges of the pre-rock mentality. They at least play with genuine zest on the intro but as the song unfolds their continued presence is emphasized far too much and make this sound more than a little dated, enthusiastic or not. By the solo it all falls apart though, no amount of good intentions can compensate for archaic squawking.

The piano is providing the primary means of transportation throughout, delivering the main rhythmic thrust with Otis’s drums riding in the sidecar, both of which keeps it headed in the right direction but without any real impetus. On one hand you’re glad they didn’t simply recycle the interlocking drum patterns that had served the previous two efforts so well, for at a certain point you’re only declaring creative bankruptcy if you continue in that same direction, but it’s a pity that they didn’t at least understand the exotic excitement it created was all that was keeping Swift – never the best singer to begin with – from weighing down his own records and set out to at least replace it with something more invigorating.

Shorn of anything suitably rambunctious behind him Swift is forced to shoulder the bulk of the load here himself and while he, or his lyrics anyway, are designed to be the drawing card of Crazy ‘Bout Your Your Cookin’ they’re going to have to be really good because nothing else about it is shaping up to be.

As you might’ve guessed – and surely hoped – the lyrics waste no time before revealing that the girl’s… umm… “cooking” doesn’t take place in the kitchen. In other words if you’re truly hungry for something other than a tasty dish of female carnal delights then you’ve come to the wrong restaurant. Swift doesn’t really disguise this fact, but he also doesn’t use the choicest ingredients to sell the point either and make it a little more intriguing.

While certain euphemisms are fairly straightforward, if not altogether clever – “I used to go to Mabel’s cause she could roll her dough/but when it comes to fryin’ she kept her fire down too low” – I defy ANY one out there, no matter how dirty your mind may be, to make sense of his enthusiasm when he tells the girl in question “you sure can use your pan and pot”.

So what we’re left with is a painfully nasal singer offering up vaguely lewd but by no means titillating sexual references that wouldn’t be sufficient to even stir the loins of a man locked in a monastery for twenty years without female companionship all while Swift is backed by a sluggish, lurching outdated trumpet-led arrangement.

It’s conventionally lackluster, the musical equivalent of a chain restaurant’s menu, and if not for the big names associated with it and the fading memory of Swift’s one moment of true glory this wouldn’t draw so much as a second look.

I Can’t Tell You No Lie
Which brings us back to the inevitably doomed career of Joe Swift.

When we first met him on the brilliant That’ Your Last Boogie I expressed some sympathy that he’d never been really given his due, not just for the great record but also for his role in introducing the legendary Johnny Otis to a national audience, as that record was the first with Otis’s name attached to make the Billboard charts, launching a fifty year career in the spotlight.

Since then Swift’s given us ample evidence as to why his contributions have been essentially erased from the oft-told Johnny Otis story. The more we hear from him the more obvious it becomes that he was merely in the right place at the right time, hampered by a voice located deep within his nostrils, cursed with insufficient variance as to delivering even well-written songs (his best attribute if the writing credits are accurate) and completely unable to compensate for lesser material with a lightness of vocal touch, and lacking even the sheer exuberance (a la Wynonie Harris) to fall back on when all else fails.

As evidenced with the lackluster Crazy ‘Bout Your Cookin’ it’s become painfully obvious that Swift’s talent ceiling was uniformly low and he’s long since hit it. In keeping with the theme of this essay his rapid decline therefore was entirely predictable. Only when blessed with a startlingly fresh arrangement on his best written song did he fully connect and when any of those other attributes weren’t first rate the holes in his game became too much to overcome.

But I still can’t find it in myself to dismiss him entirely and I take no grim pleasure in criticizing his many shortcomings. The fact of the matter is he DID have one great record, which is one more than most artists in rock history, and he hasn’t been given his due for that over time. While everything else he did confirms the reasons behind his enduring lack of acclaim overall, it still can’t completely justify his total obscurity, especially tying in as it does with someone who even today is anything BUT obscure.

When I Want Real Good Home Cookin’
Joe Swift deserves to be remembered. At a time when rock ‘n’ roll still had no assurances of lasting the dawn of the 1950’s, let alone well into the next century, Swift gave its fans at least one reason to be optimistic that it might carry on.

Say what you will about Swift’s limitations but it’s still worth noting that he didn’t wander in to the rock field by accident, didn’t enjoy his brief moment of success and turn his back on it in pursuit of something more high class, he gave it his all each time out and even if you say he failed pretty consistently he kept trying all the same. His fate was tied to rock music from the start and in 1948 when the music was still far from assured of lasting very long that devotion was admirable.

In the final analysis it’d be a shame if he were eternally forgotten simply because of how suddenly the genre grew far beyond where it was when he was among its loudest champions.


(Visit the Artist page of Joe Swift for the complete archive of his records reviewed to date)